it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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