She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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