she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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