he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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