What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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