After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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