idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i dont even know how to be here
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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