Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Never joke about your clitoris.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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