normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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