I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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