That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Success! We fucked roommates!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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