So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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