Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
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Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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