How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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