I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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