i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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