Already got asked if we're dating
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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