Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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