Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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