these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
