alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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