the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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