Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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