Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to have your abortion
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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