Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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