i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
