Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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