it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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