do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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