She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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