Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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