But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish I could punch you in the face.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
The air taste purple.
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