I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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