we're blogging at a bar
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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