have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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