we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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