Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
