Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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