Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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