So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
So gin and wine won't be happening again
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Randomize