i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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