I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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