Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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