my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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