I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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