I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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