It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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