I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
she told me i tasted like america
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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