VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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