He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize