She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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