Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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