Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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