I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How many fucks given?
0.12846
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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