He disabled his match.com account in front of me
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
