and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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