Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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