Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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